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Push harder! Push!
Push! Come on!

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Why do I always have
to be the alien queen?

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Shut up, Robin, you girl!

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Sir! Robin's being a pussy!

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He's giving birth to a lizard,
Dennis.

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It's going to sting a bit, isn't it?

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They've got those head spikes.

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Is this going to help me get a job
when I leave school?

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No, probably not.
But here's a thought -

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being likeable might give
you the edge.

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Shut up, Karen! Drama is wicked!

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Beard!
Not beard, Aaron. Drama is wicked.

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Chinny reckon.
You don't chinny-reckon me.

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He can beard me. That's his thing.

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Don't even think about doing
GCSE drama.

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Why would I take this bullshit

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when I'm in the top stream
for everything else?

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Ho-ho! Itchy chin, you are,
cos you've got a pushy mum.

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Who thinks you're a knob.

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I can see the head!
I can see the head!

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Push it! Come on! Robin!

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You pussy!

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Mr Davies, can I see you a minute?

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Well, can it wait? As you can see,
Miss Lipsey, I have a class, so...

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Er...

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No, I'm kidding. Of course.
Carry on with the module, everyone.

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And if the baby is born,
don't trust Karen with it.

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I hate you.

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If you've called me out here
to arrange sex,

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we're going to have to go
to your stationery cupboard.

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I've lost the keys to mine.

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Dennis's uncle has had
a heart attack.

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Oh, God. When?

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Last night. It's a worry
because he's very close to him.

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I know. He hero-worships him.

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He told me he threw a Labrador
on top of a shed once.

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He didn't say why.

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Has he been acting strangely?

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'Push it out, lizard bitch!'

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No, not at all.

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This is the problem.
His uncle is in hospital,

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and we've just found out that
his mum has broken her parole.

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Again? Yeah, so there's no-one
to pick him up.

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He's going to have to spend
the weekend with social services.

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Oh, God.

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I mean, they're just not allowed
a childhood, some of these kids.

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Are... are you sure
this is a good idea?

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It's all under control.

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A lot of people think
I'd make an amazing dad,

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and there's a reason for that.

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I empathise.

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Sir! Your car's shit!

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Yeah? At least I've got a car,
haven't I, mate?

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What have you got? A kite?!

56
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But, Dan, what are you
going to do with him?

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Social services are insistent
on this two-adult rule.

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Emma, it's sorted.

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I had an idyllic childhood,

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and I'm not going to allow a broken
society to steal Dennis's off him.

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Maybe Alistair from maths would be
too busy nibbling away on his tofu

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to give an orphan a lovely weekend.

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But, hey.

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Yeah, my second responsible adult.

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What's going on?

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I've got stuff to do. This outfit
isn't designed for running.

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I've just made a load of builders
boo.

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All right?

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No, I'm busy.

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Use your mum or Aunt Nesta.

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Oh, that's a good idea, isn't it?
What shall we do tonight, Dennis?

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Shall we watch an old lady
drink her body weight in tea,

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or a different old lady
punch a horse in the kipper?

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Sorry, mate. The new company's
really kicking off.

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Execustress.

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"Less stress, more success,
in bizness.

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"My card."

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I have tried to tell you,
that's not a saying.

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You actually have to have a card.

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Sir, can you just take me home
and go out with your girlfriend?

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I'm fine.

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She's not my girlfriend, mate.

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No. Although when he's drunk,

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he does say he'd like a go
on my bangers.

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Bangers means roller skates, Dennis.

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I thought it meant tits.

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And I wasn't drunk anyway.
I'd just had a tetanus.

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Sir, it's weird staying at your
teacher's. Can I just go home?

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You must be Dennis! Ignore her,
Dennis. Literally blank her.

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Come on in! I've made some squash!

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What's squash?

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It's an insipid drink
favoured by the elderly, Dennis.

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It's like water that's been
shown a picture of a lemon.

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Take no notice of him, Dennis.

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Daniel loves squash. I bring him
one every night before his bath.

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I pour it down the sink.

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How old are you, sir?

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That's it. It's important
to really get him on edge.

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Dennis, get away from her.
She's not like us.

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Nesta is taking me on a hunt, sir.

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Right, our day out
is not going to involve

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going on some leather-faced
maniac's wildlife genocide.

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We're not hunting a real one,
anyway, sir.

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Sadly, it's not allowed these days,

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because Tony Blair
wants to have sex with them.

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So, Barry is our quarry.

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Oh, right. And you're OK
with this, are you, mate?

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Course not.
Dennis.

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Get your bike.
We're going on an adventure.

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And where exactly are you taking him
on this incredible journey?

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We're going down the cafe.

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Huh! Or would you rather stay here
and ride Barry to ground?

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Wicked! Let's get him doused.

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I'm a person!

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Um, what is...?

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Oh...!

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Is this fox piss?

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Give that back to the boy!

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Our rites-of-passage day
will be innocent and heart-warming

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and impress the woman
I want to have sex with.

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Let the boy find his inner beast.

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Fuck off. We've got plans.

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It's going to be like Stand By Me.

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Oh!
Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Aaah! Aaah!

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Aaah!
Dennis, we're leaving.

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How?
What?

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I hear you need a second adult.

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And your mother is helping to knit

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a massive scarf for cancer today,
so...

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You monster.

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Er... mate, do you deliver post?

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Of course. Why do you think
I'm dressed like this?

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Let me finish. To St Martin's Drive?

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Yeah.

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Get your bike, Dennis, I'll go and
change. The road trip is back on.

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Oh.

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This is what it's all about, Dennis.
Days of yore.

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Just two kids on classic bikes.

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Hey! Oggy, oggy, oggy!

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Get fucked, you paedo!

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What bike is this, sir?

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It's the legendary Raleigh Grifter,
Dennis. It's shit.

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What is wrong with you kids?

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Remember to keep breathing.

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Sweet.

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Really nice, Peter.

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Remember the Execustress mantra.

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"Stress? Do one.

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"Seriously, fuck off!"

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Are you actually qualified
in t'ai chi?

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I'm not making it up, am I?

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Anyway, we're moving on to the
next phase now. Controlled crying.

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So, get out the bags
I gave you earlier.

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When stress builds up, it can
affect people in a really bad way.

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An uncle of mine
once shat in a pram. So...

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I'm really sorry, but I was wondering
if I could go back to the office?

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I thought this would help,
but I... I don't think it is.

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Peter, focus.

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You are holding
a scientific crying mixture.

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Noses in... and breathe.

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Argh! Fuck!

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Aaargh!
Aaah!

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Aaah! Fuck!

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OK. I think I overcooked
the turps again.

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Oi! Put that away, mate.
The real adventure's about to start.

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Hello.

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Me and Dennis, we're going down the
caff and that. Are you up for it?

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No, of course not.

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Hello, Dennis.

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Nice shorts!

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Come on, mate,
it's going to be awesome.

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It's going to be like the old days.

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Plus, I want to show Emma
what an incredible dad I am,

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and I need another adult with me.

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Have you lost your mind?
And I'm painting.

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You bloody square!

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Shh. Keep it down, for Christ's sake.
Julia's asleep in the lounge.

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Sorry, Dennis.
Brian's been grounded.

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No, I haven't.
He's not allowed out.

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Probably just as well.
He's got a shit bike.

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He wouldn't have kept up
with us anyway.

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What did you say?

185
00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,439
Sir's right. You really are boring.

186
00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:10,520
Dungeons and Dragons is not boring.

187
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A lot more rewarding than this
neon nonsense. I mean, it's...

188
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Sniper! Sniper on the roof!

189
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God. That must have been his jugular.

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Here we go.

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Milk?!

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Whole lotta bottle!

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Nothing like it, was there, Brian?
Glass of the white stuff.

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Gear us up for an adventure.

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Oh, I feel like a kid again.

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Oh, look what I bought, Dennis.

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Guess who's back in town, Brian!

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Oh, God.

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00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,199
Bubble gum?

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Tell him what they used to call me.
They used to call you Dan.

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00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,719
I presume you're referring
to the name you gave yourself?

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Which was?

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Daddy Big-Bubbles.

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D to the B!
Remember that one I blew at school?

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Yes, because
I had to cut it out of Jo's hair.

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It was fucking massive, Dennis.

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00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,479
Why do you remember it?

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00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,439
I remember all of my awesomeness
from school. Honestly!

209
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,079
You want to be careful, mate.

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00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,839
We might have a game
of Table Of Squash later.

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00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,439
What's Table Of Squash?

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00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,319
I used to push this idiot into
tables of drinks in the canteen.

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00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,920
He went down like a pasty Bambi.

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00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,879
Ah, see!

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00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,119
The old people
aren't so boring now, are they? Ah.

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00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,159
Did you used to have a laugh
at school, Shakira?

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00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:29,160
I'm not your fucking friend.

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00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,839
Nightmare.
Everyone's dropped off the course.

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00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:35,919
No way!

220
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,839
Yeah. Peter almost got hit
by a car, running away.

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Making good progress as well.

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00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,959
I thought they were ready
for level three.

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00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,119
Remember this?

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00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,559
Oh, my God!

225
00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:51,079
The furry periscope.
The furry periscope.

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00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,080
Oh, no.

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00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,319
Brian, are you in or out?
I'm out.

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This was bloody irresponsible
when we were at school.

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00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,879
I'll look after Dennis' game.

230
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,759
I need to save some battery!

231
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:09,760
Well?

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00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,479
OK, guys, inside this building
are filing clerks.

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00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,999
They are extremely angry
with how rubbish their lives are.

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00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,559
We're here to push them
over the edge.

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00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,999
There are two ways
they can get to us when they crack -

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via the corridor
and the east rear doors,

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which, if memory serves me right,
Brian, that's a... 35-second run.

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00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,319
One round, then we take a quick rest

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00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,279
for a couple of levels
on Dennis' game, right?

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00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,399
No!
Selfer.

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00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,479
35 seconds sounds like
a lot of time. It isn't.

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00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,599
Now, remember,
if a soldier is de-parka-ed,

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he never identifies the others.

244
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:43,400
It's like Fight Club.
It isn't. Break!

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00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,879
This is insane.

246
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,159
OK, everyone, let's do this. One...

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Actually, I think I'm out.

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00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,799
Take short, sharp breaths, Brian.
Own the tension.

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..two...

250
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,080
..three...

251
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,479
..go!
Argh!

252
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,959
Hold.

253
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,359
Hold.

254
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,400
Hold...

255
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,680
What the hell are you doing?

256
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,759
Hold.
Get away from here.

257
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,479
Break!

258
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,519
Ooh! Pie break!

259
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,279
Ridiculous.

260
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,519
I told you it would be a rush.
Are you buzzing, Dennis?

261
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,439
What's the point of this, sir?

262
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,440
Repo!

263
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,920
One, two, three, go!

264
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,839
Oh, my God, Peter. Peter?

265
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,399
Peter!

266
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,647
Ah!

267
00:12:49,593 --> 00:12:53,447
Why have we stopped? I've just
told Julia I'm heading home.

268
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:56,016
Look.

269
00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:58,756
Remember this? Box Hill.

270
00:12:58,832 --> 00:13:00,831
Of course I remember it.
It was humiliating.

271
00:13:00,832 --> 00:13:02,751
You almost made it, though,
didn't you, Dan?

272
00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:04,711
- Very nearly.
- What is it?

273
00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:06,991
Dan was being chased by Geoff Doogan

274
00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:08,671
and decided the best course of action

275
00:13:08,672 --> 00:13:11,671
would be to ride down
the sheer face of this hill.

276
00:13:11,672 --> 00:13:14,231
And I almost made it.
It was incredible, Dennis.

277
00:13:14,232 --> 00:13:17,072
You reminded me of that guy dressed
all in white. What was his name?

278
00:13:17,185 --> 00:13:18,544
Evel Knievel.

279
00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:22,184
No, Ryan Tilley.
Worked at the dairy.

280
00:13:22,185 --> 00:13:23,864
Excuse me! You didn't almost make it.

281
00:13:23,865 --> 00:13:25,624
You got about 20 feet
and then you came off

282
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:28,184
and crushed your testicles
on the crossbar of your Chopper.

283
00:13:28,185 --> 00:13:30,544
And who had to spend five hours
with you in A and E? Muggins.

284
00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:34,224
Well, the world would be a pretty dull place
if we were all like you, wouldn't it, mate?

285
00:13:34,225 --> 00:13:36,424
Yeah. The world needs adventurers.

286
00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:39,344
A push-bike isn't designed
for extreme hill descent.

287
00:13:39,345 --> 00:13:42,344
If you'd spent a little more time
listening in physics lessons

288
00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:45,384
and a little less time drawing
pictures of Yogi Bear fellating himself,

289
00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:46,784
you might have known that!

290
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,464
What's that?

291
00:13:48,465 --> 00:13:50,344
At last, some innocence!

292
00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:53,544
You'll find out about all that in
good time, you cheeky young scamp.

293
00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:57,384
I know what that is, for fuck's
sake! What the hell's Yogi Bear?

294
00:13:57,385 --> 00:14:01,264
See what I mean?
It's a ruined generation.

295
00:14:01,265 --> 00:14:04,824
It's a bored one.

296
00:14:04,825 --> 00:14:06,944
We could go
to Pea-head Stanley's house

297
00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:08,664
and throw stones at the window.

298
00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:10,944
Old man Stanley was 80, 30 years ago.

299
00:14:10,945 --> 00:14:14,264
Brian, we are having
a great day out!

300
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:15,984
All right, we could, um...

301
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,504
could, um...
Knock down ginger!

302
00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:19,984
Yes! No!

303
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,264
Brian, it's the
ultimate test of nerve.

304
00:14:22,265 --> 00:14:24,824
There's a lot of stress in
the group. We need to manage this.

305
00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:28,825
I'm a 40-year-old financial adviser.
I'm not playing knock down ginger.

306
00:14:29,105 --> 00:14:30,504
Get that away from me.

307
00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,184
What are we doing now?

308
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:34,224
I'm going to go down here
and knock on this door

309
00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:36,064
and we're all going to run away.

310
00:14:36,065 --> 00:14:37,224
I'm not being funny,

311
00:14:37,225 --> 00:14:39,904
but you three must've been the
biggest losers at your school.

312
00:14:39,905 --> 00:14:42,424
Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

313
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:46,425
No no!

314
00:14:47,945 --> 00:14:51,144
Get ready.

315
00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,624
Hello. Come on in.

316
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,544
Oh. Oh, no, we were just...

317
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,824
Come on. Tommy's missus
is about to say a few words.

318
00:14:57,825 --> 00:15:01,825
But...
Come on!

319
00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:06,624



320
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:09,264


321
00:15:09,265 --> 00:15:13,265


322
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:15,825

Up the Blues!
323
00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,344
- Oh, my God.
- Remember.

324
00:15:19,345 --> 00:15:21,624
Today is all about family.

325
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,944
Tommy loved you all
like you was brothers and sisters.

326
00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:27,104
You remember his words?

327
00:15:27,105 --> 00:15:29,384
"We all look after each other.

328
00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:33,385
"If anyone disrespects our family,
we cut their fucking faces off!"

329
00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:39,105
Yeah! Yes!

330
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:43,464
She seems well upset.

331
00:15:43,465 --> 00:15:45,864
Almost stressed.
No.

332
00:15:45,865 --> 00:15:48,704
Looks like Execustress's work
isn't finished yet, boys.

333
00:15:48,705 --> 00:15:52,705
Stay here, you clown.
They're psychopaths.

334
00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:56,824
Friends of Tommy's?

335
00:15:56,825 --> 00:16:00,144
Yeah... yeah.
Yeah, yeah, big-time.

336
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:02,104
Yeah? How did you know him?

337
00:16:02,105 --> 00:16:06,105
From, er... down the old, er...
down the old matches down the Lane.

338
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,304
I fucking love the Lane, you know.

339
00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:11,824
Anyway, who are you, son?
I'm his brother.

340
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:15,584
I don't remember him going down the
Lane with a lanky streak of piss.

341
00:16:15,585 --> 00:16:18,584
Well, he sat next to me, so...
Yeah? Even in the '90s?

342
00:16:18,585 --> 00:16:21,064
Especially in the '90s. Glory days.

343
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:24,144
When Tommy was in prison?
Now, then, we don't want any trouble.

344
00:16:24,145 --> 00:16:25,464
Who the fuck are you?!

345
00:16:25,465 --> 00:16:27,624
Eh!

346
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:30,784
Surely, you... you recognise
Tommy's cell-mate?

347
00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:33,864
What? Tommy didn't do bird
with a posh prick!

348
00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:36,104
Hey, have a bit of respect.

349
00:16:36,105 --> 00:16:38,144
What were you in for?

350
00:16:38,145 --> 00:16:42,145
Well, fucking tell him.

351
00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:48,145
TV licence?
Well, yeah.

352
00:16:49,785 --> 00:16:52,584
The adverts are right.
They really will get you.

353
00:16:52,585 --> 00:16:56,585
OK, that's it. Boys!
Unwanted guests!

354
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,904
Here, you're Donnie, ain't ya?

355
00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:03,064
Maybe I am, yeah. Is that good?

356
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,904
Donnie, big mate of Tommy's.
Yeah.

357
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:08,984
Yeah, yeah!
Donnie! It's Donnie!

358
00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:10,505
I fucking told you, you muppet!

359
00:17:11,945 --> 00:17:15,945
I've a good mind to make you
smile for ever, you... you cunt!

360
00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:23,304
Sir, what's going on?
I'm bored shitless.

361
00:17:23,305 --> 00:17:25,464
Why is he calling you sir?

362
00:17:25,465 --> 00:17:27,744
Well, cos he knows
he'll get a clump if he doesn't.

363
00:17:27,745 --> 00:17:30,984
He's got a bit of respect since I
threw his Labrador on top of a shed.

364
00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:33,424
But you know Donnie. Ooh!

365
00:17:33,425 --> 00:17:35,984
Do the thing then, Donnie.
What thing?

366
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,504
Oh! Donnie!

367
00:17:37,505 --> 00:17:40,624
You did the party thing!
Do the thing!

368
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,424
I don't think
he should do the thing today.

369
00:17:42,425 --> 00:17:43,744
Shut the fuck up, shorts.

370
00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:46,304
I can't do the thing at his funeral.
Do it.

371
00:17:46,305 --> 00:17:47,664
Do it!

372
00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:50,464
Do the thing!
Do the thing!

373
00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:53,104
Do the thing! Do the thing!

374
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,584
Do the thing! Do the thing!
I'm gonna do it.

375
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:57,144
I'm gonna do the thing.
Do the thing!

376
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,744
I'm gonna do it.
Do the thing!

377
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,704
I'm gonna do the thing.
I'm gonna do the thing.

378
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,224
Do the thing! Do the thing!
Uh-huh!

379
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:04,304
Do the thing!
Uh-huh! I'm gonna do the thing.

380
00:18:04,305 --> 00:18:07,464
Uh-huh, yeah...
Do the thing! Do the thing!

381
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,704
Do the thing! Do the thing!

382
00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:11,665
Do the thing!

383
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,904
Arrgh!

384
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,905
She's put fucking curry powder
up my schnoz!

385
00:18:39,145 --> 00:18:40,624
It's... it's science.

386
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:42,944
Who the fuck are you people?

387
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:46,424
Guys, listen...

388
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,424
Table Of Squash!

389
00:18:49,425 --> 00:18:53,344
Where are ya?
Fucking come out!

390
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:56,104
Where are you? Fucking...

391
00:18:56,105 --> 00:18:58,104
Come on, boys!

392
00:18:58,105 --> 00:18:59,864
Let's have 'em!
We'll have 'em!

393
00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:03,865
Keep your eyes peeled
wherever they are!

394
00:19:08,185 --> 00:19:09,984
OK, that's it.

395
00:19:09,985 --> 00:19:11,344
Oh, come on. It was fun.

396
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,344
It wasn't fun.
It was bloody dangerous.

397
00:19:13,345 --> 00:19:14,704
I think I've bruised my ribs.

398
00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:17,704
Dennis, pass me the game.
No! Get your own game!

399
00:19:17,705 --> 00:19:20,984
Guys, we've had a difficult time.
I think we should do some stretches.

400
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,304
Oh, Jo, we are not
on your bloody course!

401
00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:25,024
We're having a fun day out.

402
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:28,184
OK, Dennis, we're going to go up
the vicarage and nick some apples.

403
00:19:28,185 --> 00:19:31,944
Why? Cos it's fun!
We're having a fun day!

404
00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:35,024
Brian, have you still got that
magnifying glass you used to have?

405
00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:37,264
We could burn some holes in leaves.
I'm going home.

406
00:19:37,265 --> 00:19:39,984
You're not going in? I'm already
in trouble. I'm going in.

407
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:43,384
Brian! Just because
he won't let you play on his game?

408
00:19:43,385 --> 00:19:46,784
You go in, you're not hanging out
with us any more! I mean it!

409
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:50,785
Fine! I don't want
to hang out with you anyway!

410
00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,824
Peter!

411
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,224
Oh, no.
What have you done to yourself?

412
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,704
No, please!
Wait, I can help.

413
00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:59,464
Jo, no! The two adult...
I can help you, Peter!

414
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:03,465
Keep away!
The two-adult rule.

415
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:10,104
Pretty rubbish day, eh?

416
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:13,944
Nah, it was OK, sir.

417
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,584
I don't suppose you'd tell
Miss Lipsey

418
00:20:15,585 --> 00:20:19,585
it was the best day of your
whole childhood, would you?

419
00:20:19,865 --> 00:20:21,064
I suppose.

420
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:22,464
And just a thought.

421
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:26,465
Maybe you could, like, if it
doesn't seem too over the top,

422
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,664
you could tell her
I'm like the dad you never had.

423
00:20:29,665 --> 00:20:31,984
I...I mean, it's up to you.

424
00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:33,744
Sir...

425
00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:36,104
Just... try calling me Dad.

426
00:20:36,105 --> 00:20:37,464
Sir!

427
00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:41,464
You disrespected my fella's funeral,
you bubble-blowing prick!

428
00:20:41,465 --> 00:20:43,224
Dead meat!

429
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:44,784
Ride, Dennis!

430
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,984
Ride! Ride!

431
00:20:46,985 --> 00:20:48,505
Come on, boys!

432
00:20:55,705 --> 00:20:58,984
I'm sorry, Dennis.
I did my best by you.

433
00:20:58,985 --> 00:21:01,024
Come on! Come on!

434
00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:03,784
They won't hurt you. I'll face them.

435
00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:07,104
Yes! Come on!

436
00:21:07,105 --> 00:21:09,784
It's doable.
What?

437
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:13,384
We can get down on this,
even on these shit bikes.

438
00:21:13,385 --> 00:21:16,584
No! Dennis!

439
00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:17,625
Yeah!

440
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:31,745
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

441
00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:35,464
Get away from me!
I'm trying to help you!

442
00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:39,465
Leave me alone! Peter!
Breathe into this bag, Peter!

443
00:21:41,505 --> 00:21:43,504
Just leave me alone!

444
00:21:43,505 --> 00:21:46,224
Oh! Ooh! Oh!

445
00:21:46,225 --> 00:21:48,184
Peter! Aaargh!

446
00:21:48,185 --> 00:21:49,305
Oh!

447
00:21:51,225 --> 00:21:54,104
Wanker!

448
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,865
Leave him alone! He ain't worth it.

449
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,744
Oh! Oh!
Peter!

450
00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:02,224
Please! Please just leave me alone!
All right.

451
00:22:02,225 --> 00:22:03,944
Stay away from me!
Good.

452
00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:07,945
Peter!
OK.

453
00:22:11,385 --> 00:22:13,224
That was my mum, sir.

454
00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:15,784
Huh. My uncle's fine.

455
00:22:15,785 --> 00:22:17,344
Yeah?
Yeah.

456
00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:19,464
Oh, good.

457
00:22:19,465 --> 00:22:23,465
I think I might go home.
Yeah.

458
00:22:30,945 --> 00:22:32,985
Aargh! Aaargh!

459
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:38,075
You can run, Barry,
but you can't hide!

460
00:22:38,084 --> 00:23:06,440

461
00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:11,040
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